They’re back! Just when you thought it was safe to return to the Alps, Snowbombing’s favourite surreal snowmen Squeaky Hill have been released from Innsbruck Sanitorium, where they’ve spent a relaxing summer and autumn after being sectioned in the snow at SB:11.
We bumped into them recently at Madness’s, ‘House of Fun’ weekender, where they demonstrated that their treatment – long afternoons of electro-shock treatment (or ‘Takeshi’s Castle‘ as it’s known in this country), has resulted in the poor lambs state of mind to become even more confused and unrepentantly random. We’ve got it on good authority from their specialist, Dr Klaus Boffinkopf, that they genuinely believe they’ve found the secret to the ultimate stupid game and are planning to release it at SB:12.
He also told us of a device they are said to be perfecting, which they call, ‘The Wheel of Misfortune’ and which they bizarrely believe controls the dancefloor. They are also allegedly suffering a compulsion to place bets on everything from a flick of a coin to a Granny Grand Prix and Animal Olympics.
We dispatched our private investigator who proceeded to go through their rubbish bins with a fine tooth comb. In addition to some fine teeth, a half-eaten packet of Nik Naks (Rib’N'Saucy flavour) and numerous empty cans of Pease Pudding, he also found a screwed up piece of paper with what looked like strange diagrams and wooly sheep . It was entitled ’Human Dog Trials’.
More news when we get it. In the meantime. Sanity Police have described Squeaky Hill as, ‘Mad as a Box of Frogs‘ and urge the public not to approach them as they can be hilarious.
