Boring Work Shit Rant Thread

[Anastasia_Beaverhousen]

Keep Alex happy - or wind him up.

So honestly she is speaking to a room full of Managers and Engineers like they are five! No I don't know if it is because I am aware she says 'nk' all the time that it is taking me all of my might not to scream or if anyone else in the room has noticed. Also her training takes and hour and a half long than the other trainer (thus the reason was asked to sit in) and I have NO idea why! And we can't bin her as no one else will do the volume of training courses she does!

On another note the office weirdo thinks I'm her friend now because she's loaned me some engineering books - I managed for so long to ignore her too!

[Doppelganger]

He he he....all good fun.! I've been getting calls all weekend from some hungarian guy who is on site in Azebaijan trying to rectify a fuck up, that isn't my fault but he thinks it is. Problem is he speaks zero english. We found middle gound with german, but I'm out of practice and he sounds like a duck chewing on a golf ball. Let's see if he manages to reply to my email....

[music4damasses]

I think this thread is a bad idea. I will never leave here talking about vanessa (i was going to use a fake name then thought no, let me name and shame!) But not now. She has made another error which means i need to drive to just outside milton keynes to colect 4 pairs of work boots she sent to the wrong place. but in the words of my boss "The customers really like her" which makes sense as the majority of my customers are middle aged, completely retarded women (unfortunately the person in the office who orders the stationery is also normally the bottom of the ladder company special case)

On better work news my most annoying customer (middle aged retarded woman) has now retired and been replaced my a 25 y.o girl. She sounds hot on the phone but you know what they say, "hot on the phone, add 10 stone"

[Anastasia_Beaverhousen]

Hey I used to have to order stationary! Ok I might have been at the bottom of the food chain but still!

When I worked in garages we used to add a star next to the name of a cutomer who sounded hot on the phone when we booked them in 99.9% of the time I was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off!

I work in a massive building so not too sure what the score is when you pass people in the coridors etc - say hi to everyone, look at your shoes, half smile.... so I say 'Hi' to EVERYONE, mostly for fun as people aren't too sure how to react but today I have been ignored by two people! As in I walking 6" away from them and they have looked at the wall! Utter cuntbags!

[music4damasses]

Hey I used to have to order stationary! Ok I might have been at the bottom of the food chain but still!

I apologise, some of them are young, slightly retarded, smoking hot and absolute cuntish women. Sound more like you??

[Anastasia_Beaverhousen]

Yes, thanks.

[Doppelganger]

I have a bit of a thing for some Yorkshire lasses telephone voice. I've never met her but have been dealing with her for years..! They had a stand at an exhibition at the NEC that I went to, but I steered clear because I wouldn't have been able to deal with the disappointment..!

[Alah]

When I worked for the NHS I had a (male) GP on the phone once tell me my voice sounded really nice and asked me if i'd like to meet up for coffee.

[music4damasses]

I had a gay mate while both off our faces tell me i had nice eyes, followed by asking for a hug. If he'd just made the eye cmment it would have been fine, again if just the hug, we'd have hugged. The 2 together made me scared and i ran away!

[Doppelganger]

My next door neighbour is gay. When he's drunk he gets all amourous with me, asks why I'm not gay.....Then usually offers me 'the best blow job I will ever experience'. The scary thing is, he's probably right..! But I am in general a gay magnet. Not sure why though..?