maybe youra closet homosexual and their gaydar picks you up?Originally Posted by Doppelganger
maybe youra closet homosexual and their gaydar picks you up?
I've thought about the whole gaydar thing, I'm pretty sure my frequency is out of their range. I don't get it, his ex partner always used to ask me for snogs when he was sober..! It's like, listen man...I'm not gay and you live next door. Easy on the weirdness.....
One of our friends got a blow job from his gay mate, his girlfriend insisted to prove she was better at giving head! I never did find out the outcome though?
I get told I have a nice voice all the time - but only my posh telephone voice. I also get told my eyes are pretty when I'm nutted but because they are big and blue - I have been freaked out more than once by some random tripping out looking in my eyes.
Huh apparently it's frowned upon to look at lesbiansthatlooklikeJustinBeiber.com and catsthatlooklikehitler.com when your boss is trying to ask you something!
Ha HAAA...!! And he went for it..? Truth is, most girls don't know how to give a proper BJ, similar the other way round I guess. This is why there is so much lesbo porn about..
Heh heh, some kids are illegally fishing in the pond at work. I failed to inform them that the club dragged all the stock out of it on Friday....Don't think they'll be catchin' much..!
My boss asked me to do something this morning - came back from lunch and he's already done it, that's two days in a row and I am fighting the urge not to let rip at him.
Was it BJ related...?
Fuck ...........................No
I wonder if sexual favour requests actuall exist in the workplace. I did one hear of a driver, and receptionist having regular shags in the warehouse at lunchtimes. But that was mutual rather than for potential promotion.
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