Boring Work Shit Rant Thread

[jmc]

I love people who will not stand for people pushing in. Saw some mild mannered little feller screaming 'Fuck you!' to 2 indians who tried pushing in to the massive queue at Lords tother day.



I'm listening to Muse on the radio 'THEY! WILL NOT FOOOOORCE US! THEY! WILL! NOT! CONTROOOOOOOOL US!' oop I gotta go my boss is here.

[Anastasia_Beaverhousen]

Did you see Kelis' rant on twitter about racist Britain after some guy bawled her out at Heathrow when she cut in line?

[music4damasses]

So for the first time in about 5 months i am in the office all day. I totally planned on catching up on amusing youtube videos and random blogs but as its been so long since i've spent any decent time in the office i have actual mountains of paperwork, filing and general sorting out to do. Damn.

[Anastasia_Beaverhousen]

I started my new job in August and already have nothing to do and sit next to a middle aged psychopath Cougar.

[music4damasses]

I started my new job in August and already have nothing to do and sit next to a middle aged psychopath Cougar.

I she a hot cougar?

[Alah]

Is anyone else finding it really hard to get up in the mornings now that its getting darker? Im finding it a major struggle! Daylight alarm clock is coming back in to full force useage!

[Anastasia_Beaverhousen]

I she a hot cougar?

Have we not had this conversation before? She's alright but I am ASTOUNDED by the amount of attentions he gets from blokes young and old! She oulled a guy not long ago who turned out to be 21 - she's 44!

[music4damasses]

Is anyone else finding it really hard to get up in the mornings now that its getting darker? Im finding it a major struggle! Daylight alarm clock is coming back in to full force useage!

I always struggle regardless of the time of year! Daylight alarm clock? I take it this makes alot of light as an alarm? Might have to invest

Have we not had this conversation before? She's alright but I am ASTOUNDED by the amount of attentions he gets from blokes young and old! She oulled a guy not long ago who turned out to be 21 - she's 44!

Maybe we did have this conversation, i have a pretty bad memory. Can we have a pic so i can judge her?

[Zonino]

I love people who will not stand for people pushing in. Saw some mild mannered little feller screaming 'Fuck you!' to 2 indians who tried pushing in to the massive queue at Lords tother day.

Could have just been a full on racist?

I have an acolyte for the first time ever. I told him to work from home yesterday and today, as I would be. Not sure what he's doing really. Perhaps I should take him seriously...

[Alah]

I always struggle regardless of the time of year! Daylight alarm clock? I take it this makes alot of light as an alarm? Might have to invest

Yah just an alarm clock that wakes you up with light instead of sound. So if I set my alarm for 7, from 6:30 it slowly lights up mimicking a sunrise and by 7 I should be wide awake. Nice and gentle rather than being ripped out your sleep by BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!! If you haven't woken by the time it is set for then it plays bird noises.